Tweets

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

(via inbetweennowhereandeverywhere)

canucksbromances:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

the url makes this even better

(via inbetweennowhereandeverywhere)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via thefuuuucomics)