I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.
do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes
the url makes this even better
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.